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9 to 5 water pen chickens

by A. Brough

I get that it has to do with humanitarian…ism… and also ‘it was an initiative to improve employee engagement and productivity by ensuring everyone was present during business hours and working efficiently together‘. That was from google.

You know, that sentence still works if you change the word employee to slave.

There is a fluctuation in the hours now. More flexibility and all that jazz, but all main trading hours are 9 to 5, Monday to Friday.

You know.

Forget all the people that work night shift, graveyard shift, weekends. Those aren’t business hours. According to the banks and the post office and all government institutions. That’s not work. That’s serving the office workers after their long hard week of sucking ego.

So is it about trading?

I lived in Samoa for about six months and the time I was there happened to be the same time they decided to shift the timezone. That’s right. They shifted time so that they would have the same trading hours as New Zealand.

What is anything anymore?

So if it is the best time to trade then, whose trading time are we following? Everyone’s 9’s and 5’s are different. Sometimes someone’s 9 is someone else’s 5. So then it has nothing to do with that.

Conclusion. Don’t go to work.

Activate your F#!X it mode.
Do you.

Now.

Why isn’t water free?

It falls from the sky!
Like magic.

Well, we all know how, but it’s still, WOW!!!

It is a controlled conspiracy and we all sipping on the cool aid.

CHECK THIS OUT

A really good ballpoint pen on paper, from a notebook, not a piece of paper on a table. You know the difference.

Smooth.

But I’m typing. So just have a look below.

Been to the supermarket lately?

No eggs.

But there are chickens.

The news is saying the main reason is
the worst bird flu outbreak the world has ever seen.”

But the chickens. In the shops.

Also rising fuel and bird food costs. 

So we have no eggs because of the war.

I mean they even have roasted chickens.

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