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Monday 13 October

The Bro Code.

by A. Brough

Not that it’s complicated or anything.

What is “The Bro Code”?

In a NUTshell – it is the ten(thousand) commandments for dudes only. No girls allowed.

There exist books, “playbooks’ if you will, guides, videos, movies, shows and a whole bunch of things that are designed to guide the young male into MANhood. All these things are all mashed together to create “the bro code”.

Now. The code differs from male to male. It is malleable. It is shaped to fit whoever chooses to spew this garbage out. I remember times in my twenties taking advice from older males. Holy mother give me the strength to cast theses spells from my mind. I too believed the filth and I too have, with great shame, spat these words from my mouth.

The code is to help young males understand how to man through the world. We are taught to walk the walk if you wanna talk the talk. Eye for an eye. Be aggressive. Fight. Survive. It’s cut throat out there. Danger, stress, war, stabbed in the street, car crash. Men are on alert. Imagine how alert women have to be. Women too are in danger of all these things but the biggest danger of all for women is, men. The code should be to protect and serve…. Woman.

If you have scoffed at that I’ll see you after school punk.

We are taught to protect our dicks. We are taught to protect our money or investments or whatever. We are taught to save money. We are taught to work hard and if you suck cock you’ll get more pussy.

Guys should really watch Sex and the City. Thank you. To my. Beautiful wife for introducing this show to me. What an insight into men. Bro. Seriously. Watch it. It will change you. I understand why men don’t want to watch it. It’s not because it’s girly shit. It’s because it’s full of truth about ourselves. Aidan’s a douche.

I want to take this time to apologise to all the women who I was a terrible experience for. Looking back and understanding what I did has made me better. My wife has helped me see farther and deeper than I have ever been able to and if you let her, and she is truly yours, you both will fly.

The code my bro’s is:
1. Protect your woman
2. Serve your woman
3. Don’t be a dick

I said in the beginning that the code exists in books and movies and show etcetera. Stop reading those books and watching those movies. Read the right books. Watch the right movies. You know what’s right. Strength means something else.

Get the right info. Listen to the right people. Write your own code.

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